A series of loosely connected skits that spoof news programs, commercials, porno films, kung-fu films, disaster films, blaxploitation films, spy films, mafia films, and the fear that somebody is watching you on the other side of the TV.

• United Film Distribution Company (UFDC)
• Kentucky Fried Theatre
• Evan C. Kim
• Bong Soo Han
• Marilyn Joi
• Saul Kahan
• Marcy Goldman
• Bill Bixby
• John Landis
• Dulcie Jordan