A wannabe professional thief has an epic fail when he's caught stealing a package and forced to take a young woman as hostage back to his gay friend's house where, despite pressure from his deranged, yoga-loving boss, he can't dispense with her and instead the three face a bunch of quirky thugs sent by the boss who will do anything to get his hands on the mysterious package.

• Dwayne Cameron
• Leon Cain
• Isabella Tannock
• Ashley Lyons
• Melanie Poole
• Ben Weirheim
• Renaud Jadin
• Ally Burnham