Howard and Eli have graduated from gruesome basement antics to pirating a cable TV channel for the purpose of furthering their brand of homegrown depravity, madness and murder. With the help of 'do-it-yourself' violence videos sent in by adoring fans and a beautiful guest actress unaware of the pain in store for her, the sadistic hosts guarantee the "Bloodiest Show on Earth!"

• David Christopher
• Mavis Harris
• Neil Cerbone
• Gary P. Cohen
• Uke
• Bart Sumner
• Elizabeth Lee Miller
• Gordon Ovsiew